You see, the party line from the government and the mainstream media says that these robot animals are critical to identifying and arresting poachers who are harming native animal populations. The truth is that the government, on orders from Robot President Obama, is punishing soldiers in the robot resistance. These brave men and women aren’t poachers! They are freedom fighters who are risking their lives everyday to ward off the likes of robot deers, robot turkeys, robot rabbits, and robot bears.

Though the deer in the above picture  may look harmless, you’ll be thinking otherwise when lasers start shooting out of those antlers.