I know, you’re probably asking, “But how can they have low self-esteem if they don’t have feelings?” Well, look, I don’t have all the answers. All I know is that when I tell my roomba that it sucks (and I ain’t talkin’ about it’s vaccuum power) the thing wheels itself into the corner and powers off.

So anyway, in the spirit of humiliating our future robot overlords, take a look at these robo-doofs. Any and all mean-spirited remarks should be left in the comments.