They Are Coming For Us!

Can you guess the one thing that robots hate above all else? You might say something that is illogical. That would certainly make sense, as robots are driven by logic, but you’d be wrong. The one thing robots hate above all else is being made fun of. It’s true! They have remarkably low self-esteems.

I know, you’re probably asking, “But how can they have low self-esteem if they don’t have feelings?” Well, look, I don’t have all the answers. All I know is that when I tell my roomba that it sucks (and I ain’t talkin’ about it’s vaccuum power) the thing wheels itself into the corner and powers off.

So anyway, in the spirit of humiliating our future robot overlords, take a look at these robo-doofs. Any and all mean-spirited remarks should be left in the comments.