For a long time, I have been unsure as to what to do with this site. At first, it seemed like the perfect place to dish news about the robot apocalypse, but then after Terminator Salvation flopped at the box office, I thought maybe people were tired of robot armies. At the risk of losing my small but loyal audience I began to neglect the site. For this I am ashamed.
Luckily, I have figured out a way to get myself motivated and back on track. Beginning sometime soon, I would like to begin writing a weekly web comic. Naturally, it will feature robots and humans living together and facing hilarious I Love Lucy-like situations. In fact, just watch an old episode of I Love Lucy and picture Ethel as a T-1000 and you’ve pretty much got it.
Anyway, I don’t know the specifics of the plot and I thought maybe you guys could help me out. Do you have any suggestions? I’d love to turn this into a community project of sorts. If you have any ideas (i.e. this should take place in the future,the robot’s name should be Larry, lots of fart jokes, etc.) please leave a comment on this post.
Also, it should be known that I don’t draw, so if someone wants to volunteer their services, I’d be more than willing to add a new member to the They Are Coming For Us! team.
Can a robot be really into history and aztecs and shit then he is like trying to stop the end of the universe in 2012, but he isn’t programmed for anything more than performing heart surgery and one of his patients who he accidentally gave a robot heart to and who payed him back by giving the robot a human hand is all like kind of depressed and wants the world to end, but doesn’t really think it is going to happen and they are the only ones that can stop it for some reason, but the robot doesn’t know that Sam (let’s call him Sam!) has like a super power, something stupid like breathing under water and I guess robots don’t breath so they could both be under water, but not like the fucking Beatles yellow submarine shit, like cool stuff like an under water base that is actually resting on the tip of an ancient Aztec temple where all the fucking Aztecs kept their weirdos and whose bodies are frozen in time just waiting for something to wake them up?
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But how will a robot perform surgery with one normal hand and one robot hand? I’m not sure the robot’s specs would be up to coping with the lack of precision in a human hand compared to his other robot hand. I want thievery involved somehow. Oooh! they could be robot pirates! That combines two recent movie franchises into one! You could even include a pig! Everyone loves pigs.