They Are Coming For Us!

Thank God for Geekologie and their fine staff of robot fearing writers. It has been brought to my attention that a group of individuals have set out with the misguided notion of preventing human cruelty to robots. Calling themselves the American Society For The Prevention Of Cruelty To Robots (ASPCR), the group claims its mission is “to ensure the rights of all artificially created sentient beings.”

This must be some kind of covert robot-led organization. I can’t bring myself to believe that the robot sympathizers have been able to amass in such great numbers. Am I wrong? Is this the beginning of the end?

American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Robots