Forgive me loyal resistance fighters. I haven’t written in some time. You see, I’ve been paralyzed by fear ever since I read this article in Wired Magazine. It’s still tough to talk about, so let me try and spit it out as succinctly as possible.
The U.S. Government has created robots which can use organic matter for fuel. Organic matter like…HUMAN BODIES!
Oh my God. Terrifying. This touches on a post I wrote a while back about Zombie Robots. Needless to say, my feelings on the subject have not changed.
For a long time, I have been unsure as to what to do with this site. At first, it seemed like the perfect place to dish news about the robot apocalypse, but then after Terminator Salvation flopped at the box office, I thought maybe people were tired of robot armies. At the risk of losing my small but loyal audience I began to neglect the site. For this I am ashamed.
Luckily, I have figured out a way to get myself motivated and back on track. Beginning sometime soon, I would like to begin writing a weekly web comic. Naturally, it will feature robots and humans living together and facing hilarious I Love Lucy-like situations. In fact, just watch an old episode of I Love Lucy and picture Ethel as a T-1000 and you’ve pretty much got it.
Anyway, I don’t know the specifics of the plot and I thought maybe you guys could help me out. Do you have any suggestions? I’d love to turn this into a community project of sorts. If you have any ideas (i.e. this should take place in the future,the robot’s name should be Larry, lots of fart jokes, etc.) please leave a comment on this post.
Also, it should be known that I don’t draw, so if someone wants to volunteer their services, I’d be more than willing to add a new member to the They Are Coming For Us! team.
Can you guess the one thing that robots hate above all else? You might say something that is illogical. That would certainly make sense, as robots are driven by logic, but you’d be wrong. The one thing robots hate above all else is being made fun of. It’s true! They have remarkably low self-esteems.
I know, you’re probably asking, “But how can they have low self-esteem if they don’t have feelings?” Well, look, I don’t have all the answers. All I know is that when I tell my roomba that it sucks (and I ain’t talkin’ about it’s vaccuum power) the thing wheels itself into the corner and powers off.
So anyway, in the spirit of humiliating our future robot overlords, take a look at these robo-doofs. Any and all mean-spirited remarks should be left in the comments.
